I like when artists sample their own songs. My favorite smell is the air right after it rains. My favorite thing to see are sunsets in Arizona. I don’t like pimples that form under your skin and you can’t see them. I hate spiders more than anything and I can’t touch cotton balls. The thing that STRESSES ME OUT THE MOST EVER is getting my bag out of the overhead compartment on an airplane and it gets stuck and everyone is waiting and staring at you. I’m stressed just typing it. I don’t like nor understand the U.S. Post Office and, more recently, UPS. I like: the feeling when you are just about to board a plane, making a meal of just appetizers, and the words “cathedral” and “ethereal”. I hate people that aren’t punctual or use playground voices when they should use inside voices. I like hose water and I press every plastic “bubble” on drink cups from fast food restaurants. I dance around my room with the music blasting on a daily basis. I can’t stand when heavier people wear shorts and one side starts to ride up, but not the other. I don’t say the word “pubic” or any derivative of said word. I don’t like when my food is too hot and I eat it anyway and burn my mouth and I feel stupid. I drink Firefly Sweet Tea vodka in mass quantities and I use a spoon to drink my chocolate milk. I think people are stupid when they misuse “there”, “their”, and “they’re”. I don’t like the sound of a balloon being rubbed and I get scared when they are blown up too big. I don’t understand Daylight Savings Time. I can’t eat anything that is artificial grape or cherry flavored and I don’t know how to tell time on a face clock. I have seen every episode of “I Love Lucy”. I laugh in my sleep. I’ve never lost in a game of Clue, but got second place once. I can hear a song 2-3 times and have it memorized. I love drinking Arnold Palmers but cannot order one because I can’t actually say it, this proves to be frustrating. I hate all cheese unless it’s melted. Nail biting annoys me as do child actors. I don’t like when you call a person and they are the one to end the conversation. I don’t match my socks to my shoes. I can’t work a combination lock and I can’t stand people that walk around with their mouth’s open. I also don’t like when I hang up clothes and they touch each other. My favorite emotion is laughing through tears. I drink Pepsi from a can but Coke from a glass with ice. And I really enjoy when I am listening to a CD and one song flows seamlessly into the other, I think that transitional time can be the best thing on the album.
Lastly, I’ll leave you with my favorite quote – “…because the only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes ‘Ahhhh!’”

#1 by Jonathan on August 23rd, 2010
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Josh!
I finally went digital and got an android. I spent time over the vacation downloading stuff and finally got around to listening to some of your Memorial Day Mixtape. Robyn is the shit. Sounds like Prince meets KMFDM at CARGO studios circa 1983. What else do you recommend?
JNG
#2 by Abdomynous on May 4th, 2010
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I still think watching Clue is the only way to spend Thanksgiving.
#3 by Eponymous on November 23rd, 2009
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I like being eponymous. Contrary to popular belief, that does not mean an electronic equine made of whipped chocolate.
#4 by Anonymous on June 18th, 2009
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I like being anonymous.
I like this “about me” part. Although, I believe that getting second place in Clue is actually losing, because you didn’t win.